I bought 2 cheap Christmas lights necklaces for Bella at TJ Maxx. Stupid me. I needed SIX button batteries. The batteries cost $6 EACH at CVS (but flu shots are free!) $36 was not happening. I turned to Amazon and bought a pack of six for under $10.They arrived three weeks ago. I tucked them away.  It took me five days to find them, finally, on Christmas Eve, in the St. Nick of time. (Upside, my closet has never been tidier after the searches.) The battery case required a tiny screwdriver and was covered in warnings. Achtung, Baby! I needed scissors, an Exact-O knife, a scalpel and a partridge in a pear tree to extract each battery from the packaging.  I fumbled the batteries into the case, the necklace lit up. Seizure mode, slower seizure mode and just plain on.  

As I went to throw out the package, I was astounded by the warnings printed. The batteries are as small as M&Ms, and clearly horribly toxic if ingested.  

If only every danger to children had the same level of concern.

Then we'd all light up.