Buy me some peanuts and Crackerjack. Wait, wait, wait, no peanuts, anaphylaxis is extremely dangerous and should never, ever be tempted. And no one will want Crackjack unless there's a Covid shot inside as the prize. Seems the joke was on Major League Baseball last week, when eight vaccinated Yankees tested positive for Covid. As of yesterday, the number was nine players, vaccinated and positive for Covid. Why now they field their own team!
I've heard at least five cases among my circle of friends who have been vaccinated with at least one dose, and soon thereafter contracted Covid. And then proceeded to get their second dose, to be "safe." We have no idea what having active Covid while taking in the vaccinations does short or long term.
Baseball's "oldest ruse" has been replaced by CDC and Fauci, who was born in Brooklyn when they still had a team. Unfortunately, despite the vaccine, none of the Yankees were Covid "dodgers."
(The dying art of the hidden-ball trick dates back to the early days of pro baseball, with seven successful executions documented in 1876 alone. This ruse occurs when a baseman conceals the ball instead of returning it to the pitcher.)