Covid Vaccine Clinic Today at Age of Autism Headquarters!
Come one! Come all!
Age of Autism is proudly sponsoring a Covid vaccination clinic at our swanky headquarters here in Connecticut! Not local? No worries. We will send our corporate jet to your closest airfield, rush a limo to your door and then whisk you to our clinic where you will be treated with the kiddingest of kid gloves. Driving? We're at 1313 Mockingbird Lane. The Last house on the left. The Easter Bunny him/her/itself will be administering both lollipops and the vaccines.
(Note: Connecticut moved one giant step toward losing the religious exemption yesterday. Soon, children may not be able to attend school not because of a pandemic but for lack of any vaccine on the ever growing pediatric schedule including flu, HPV and soon, most likely, Covid. If you have taken any of the Covid vaccines, we respect your right to medical choice and decision making, and hope you extend the same courtesy to those who do want the Covid jab. Thank you. Happy April 1. Kim)
If you come at either of my three children with a Covid 19 vaccine without adequate science, without the rule of law I will fuck you up. I’m not fooling.
Posted by: annie | April 02, 2021 at 02:24 AM
My kids know what OMG means. None of them care about Facebook or Instagram. They’re on Snapchat?!
Like FB & IG. I will soon hate Snapchat (aka SC).
Acronyms gaslight. IOW #AcronymsGaslight
Posted by: annie | April 02, 2021 at 12:28 AM
NOT an April Fool joke....
FIRE FAUCI ACT and WE WILL NOT COMPLY ACT
Introduced by Georgia Republican Marjorie Taylor Greene
"In a press release Greene posted on Twitter, the .... Georgia Republican said her "Fire Fauci Act" would decrease "Dr. Always Wrong's pay to $0 and the 'We Will Not Comply Act' will 'prevent discrimination against the unvaccinated.' ""
Call your Rep and tell them to support these bills.
Posted by: Emmaphiladelphia | April 01, 2021 at 07:40 PM
umm, we may have a supply side issue with the clinic today....
US Marshalls entered pharmacies across the country today, 01 April 2021, to seize all covid vaccines related to the ongoing fraud investigation. They also seized chocolate bunnies as evidence.
Anthony Fauci had no comment (for the first time ever).
Posted by: drymeadow | April 01, 2021 at 08:50 AM
What a treat, Kim! I'll let everybody I know who wants the 'Ronavax where to go. Oops, that's nobody. I could wear a sandwich board, or a costume like those tax people.
Posted by: Gary Ogden | April 01, 2021 at 08:47 AM
Bahahaha, this is great Kim! Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by: Melissa Sue | April 01, 2021 at 08:37 AM
Hoping you have the Astrazeneca for me. I want only the best.
you can fool me once
you can fool me twice
but with Astrazeneca
I'll pay the price.
what time do you open?
Posted by: Maurine Meleck | April 01, 2021 at 08:20 AM
If you survive your vaccination to day April 1st, its Gods way of saying "April Fools".
Pharma For Prison
Posted by: angus files | April 01, 2021 at 06:11 AM