People found that all of a sudden many plumbers didn't even recognize water when they saw it. It was as if they were blind to water! A plumber could be standing in a foot of water in your living room and not realize that his feet were wet, and he would get annoyed if you pointed it out. He was there to do a treatment, he'd say, and insist that there is nothing wrong with your house. Other plumbers would acknowledge the water, and without looking anywhere in the house, not even at one pipe, would say that it is impossible to know exactly where the water is coming from. They would swear up and down that the water had nothing to do with their treatments. They would tinker around, fix nothing, and hand you with a big bill for their services. So, people were on their own to remediate increasingly moldy houses, an expensive proposition. Because treatments were mandated by law, they were forced to get the next pipeholing treatment - and the next and the next and the next. Because the leaks were not fixed and were made worse, people could not get rid of the mold. That meant that people across America were not only weakened, but that they were forced to pay a lot of money to plumbers and mold experts.

Meanwhile, the plumbing industry grew along with other industries that found an opportunity in this new market the plumbers and government created. There was grumbling among the masses. Some people suspected that the plumbing treatments were causing the leaking and the mold while others had blind faith in their government and plumber and didn't see a connection.

Some of the affected adapted to the wetness by deciding that it had always been this way, that some people were just always wet, but either it wasn't noticed or it was called something else. The "adjusters" declared that wetness was a gift, that their skin would be painfully dry if not for the wetness, that dryness would stop them from living full lives, and that having chronically macerated skin increased their sensitivity which led to higher intelligence and creativity which they didn't want to lose. The adjusters took offense that anyone would suggest that they have their pipes fixed to stop the wetness. They were evidence of the remarkable adaptability of the human spirit (which often requires a good dose of denial). They insisted that their condition was a wonderful variation of normal. They joined in public discussions and organized to fight against change. They were not concerned about those who were suffering from the wetness. The government loved the adjusters because they liked the Pipeholing Program. Members of the adjusters' organization were chosen to be citizen representatives on government committees formed to address any pipeholing concerns.

Then a new problem was discovered. Drinking water was found to be contaminated and sewage was leaking out around the sewer pipes. Plumbing experts continued to insist that the physics was settled, that the pipes were improved by the treatments and that if there was a problem, that more treatments were the answer.

With government backing the plumbers and spreading daily propaganda that the pipe treatment program was vitally important and safe, the people became divided. People who thought the program was damaging their pipes were pitted against the people who believed that without the pipe program, the country would be in ruins. Those who were suspicious of the program started to demand an explanation of the physics that experts claimed was behind the program.

After many years, plumbing experts did finally concede that there were rare cases of leakage caused by the program, but said it was "only" 1 in a million pipes and that that amount of collateral damage was worth saving so many homes in the war against plumbing pipe failure that could so easily lead to flooding and devastate the country.

People whose lives were devastated by the treatment itself started suing the plumbing association and the association in return went to its partner (in crime), the government, and asked to be relieved of all liability for any harm that comes out of the Program. The government agreed, and levied a 75 cent tax on the sale of every treatment from that day forward. The tax money went into a special fund to pay victims of pipe treatment damage. A special Pipeholing Court was established to replace a normal court of law, with special rules applying to the new court designed to rob the injured of justice. While more than 3 billion dollars was paid out, many thousands of people were turned away and the fund continued to rake in billions for the government.

A growing movement of resisters signed petitions, called the government, made movies and formed organizations. Many master plumbers started to realize the harm they were doing. While most master plumbers were too afraid to speak up and many others liked the money they were making and didn't want to rock the boat, scores came forward to testify that even they thought that pipeholing was causing terrible problems. These MPs were labeled trouble makers and anti-science and were made out to be enemies of the people. Tragically, some of the finest expert master plumbers had their plumbing licenses taken away because their truth telling threatened the profitability of the program.

At one point, because resisters were secretly skipping or resisting treatments, in an attempt to make sure that no pipe would go without at least one treatment, the government mandated for the first time that all new pipes would have to be drilled in the factory, so that from that day forward, no new pipes could even be purchased that were not pipeholed.

A very evil man named Aul Profit, MP, was a pipeholing insider who actually was responsible for developing the special drill. He ridiculed and attacked the public that was hesitant to have their pipes treated. He said there was absolute proof that the program did not damage pipes and that in fact, pipeholing made pipes stronger. But, of course, there was no such proof. Profit wrote books (well, his name was on them) and articles and gave lectures all about how terrible pipe treatment dissent was and how resistant people were a threat to society. He said that journalists who report pipeholing horror stories should be thrown in jail. He had the gall to claim that Jesus Himself would vigorously defend pipeholing. He and his cronies aimed to make pipeholing dissent illegal and punishable by fines and imprisonment. Profit even once said that a pipe as small as 20 inches long could have 10,000 holes drilled in it all in one day and not only would it not leak, but it would be a stronger, better pipe!

As demand for plumbing services grew, the plumbing industry exploded and became a central part of American life and economy. Huge plumbing services buildings were erected in every town. Everyone had a personal relationship with and was dependent on their plumber and the cost of plumbing services skyrocketed so much so that many people went bankrupt trying to pay their plumber.

In order to remedy the situation, then President O-no-a came up with a plan. He worked hard to make sure that all could afford the extensive plumbing services that were now a sad part of modern life. He came up with the Affordable Plumbing Act, which was signed into law. The law had some good parts, but the bad part was that while people would have access to plumbing, plumbing was still very expensive and some people were rightfully worried that with the Act, there would never be a way out of submitting to pipeholing and all the problems and plumbing bills that came with it. Many people hoped for a day when pipeholing would end.

The elders remembered when pipes didn't leak like they did with preventative pipeholing. They remembered when an occasional leak, even a flood, would be dealt with and then be over. That's not saying that the flooding in the old days wasn't sometimes bad. Sometimes it was. There were times when people even got killed. But modern leaking and flooding had become an expensive, chronic problem. The people were always wet and sick from mold, bad water and raw sewage from leaky pipes. They grew tired and weary.

The young were taught in school that pipeholing is safe and necessary, that wetness is normal and that living in wet, damp, moldy, sewage filled homes with bad water was just a fact of life, that this is the way it always was. Even though they were always sick from the sometimes knee high water and sewage, many of the young accepted the official explanation. They were loyal to their government and to the by now huge and very powerful plumbing system that they had grown up with. They thought (as they had been taught) that anti-pipeholers were a danger to society. They had no idea that society was in danger from the pipeholing itself.

The young wrote books celebrating the cooked up history of wetness to wide propagandized acclaim. Many people recognized the content of these books as nothing but mawkish newby poppycock.

Politicians and media personalities took stands on the issue:

Truth Barker Rump, successful business man and presidential candidate, wasn't afraid to say that pipeholing was likely the cause of leaking, that he had seen friends whose pipes were drilled and soon after their house was a mess and no one believed them.

Ken Barfson, another candidate who was himself a highly specialized and gifted MP, admitted in a televised debate before millions of Americans that many other MPs knew that too many pipe treatments were causing problems, but backed down after the backlash, as did candidate...

Pander Raul, another MP, who spoke out momentarily about the hazards of pipe holing and how people should have a choice, but then was seen the next day in a publicity stunt having one of his own pipes treated.

Bullary Hinton, who ridiculed anti-pipeholers, attempted to reassure a wary public and safeguard her backer's businesses by proclaiming, "The science is clear. The earth is round, the sky is blue, and pipeholing works. Grandmothers know best."

Panderson Stooper was a reporter who would stoop to whatever low his bosses required in suppressing the truth and attacking the truth tellers when he interviewed them, as did...

Sanjay Chutzpa, a nervy MP on the media payroll who would from time to time when interviewing pipeholing victims acknowledge the connection, but then would on cue for the camera deny it.

Zany Malvarez was another media paid MP, who himself had a significant life altering wetness problem, but could not, at least publicly, seem to connect the dots between pipeholing and his condition, declaring whenever called to do so by his media bosses, that there is no connection between pipeholing, wetness and mold, etc.

Gill Baits, diabolical billionaire international pipeholing proponent and investor, used his money and power to track pipeholing dissenters and to force the use of pipeholing around the globe. Baits cast wide nets of lies, in order to trap more people and countries into submitting to pipeholing technology. In his sales pitch, he only talked about the supposed benefits, he would not mention and when confronted would deny, the wetness and destruction.

Bernie Blinders, another presidential candidate, who could see all of society's ills but somehow couldn't make the connection between pipeholing and the pervasive wetness plaguing Americans, believed with religious fervor that pipeholing was crucial for the common good.

So, my friends, how does this story end?

How about this:

MPs across the country lost their water blindness and started to realize that they were doing great harm. They rose up and refused to participate in any more pipeholing. MPs instead focused on restoring dryness through real repairs. People started refusing pipeholing treatments en masse. Pipe factories rose up and refused to drill holes in new pipes. Lawyers and prosecuters refused to litigate pipeholing refusal cases. Judges refused to prosecute the MPs for disobeying the corrupt pipeholing laws. Through the next election, the entire American government was replaced by honest people and the pipeholing laws were not only overturned, but pipeholing was banned forevermore.

Mold started to subside. Raw sewage no longer leaked into homes. Plumbers started to remember and practice the skills of their profession. All the money from the Pipeholing Injury Fund plus all the money that had formerly been channeled to pipeholing research and development was devoted to healing those who had been sickened by the pipeholing program.

And --- the crooks ---- all of them, especially Profit and his CDC cronies and the media liars, were all sent to a wet, sewage filled prison where all the pipes they designed were sent to be used. The walls of the prison were covered with special wet proof wallpaper that was covered with the photos of the people who were harmed by the pipeholing program. The criminals lived in that prison with their victims staring at them day and night, for the rest of their natural lives.

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Moral of the Story: Expert approval of products coming out of the developmental pipeline is no guarantee that the products are not pipedreams.

This story is dedicated to the infamous Senator Richard Pan of California (author of the draconian SB277 law that goes into effect in July 2016), who, lying through his teeth, taught a group of public health students that the most dangerous ingredient in vaccines is water.