Managing Editor's Note: I laughed like heck when I read these Onionesque parody excerpts by Katie about the New York Times and its atrocious coverage of autism. Feel free to create your own and submit it to our comments. Keep 'em clean! We'll choose a winner and you will get... hmm, an onion? (That's my Gianna laughing in the photo.)
By Katie Wright
SARS Epidemic Waiting to Hit the USA!
Do you sleep with waterfowl in your home? You will soon DIE of SARS! Join vaccine trials now! By, Anahad O’Donnor
“New York Times” Editorial by Gardiner Darris
ALL Americans must be forced to buy Paul Offit’s products or have their citizenship revoked! To parents of vaccine injured children -shut up! Don’t you know Vaccines Save LIVES! If you dare to question the sanctity of vaccines or speak about an adverse reactions other children WILL die and epidemics will return! Just to be clear no adverse vaccine reactions will NEVER be discussed in this newspaper, “The New York Times,” because Vaccines Save Lives! If over-vaccination ruins a life, that is too bad, those people don’t matter, because Vaccine Save Lives!
H1N1 PANDEMIC – We are all going to DIE, every person on earth, unless vaccinated- right NOW! By. Benedict Larey
1 in 68 American children now autistic. Parents groups are “scared” for NO reason! It the parents vs. the Research” By, Ananad D’Connor
The NYT Sunday Review, by Dr. Sam Wang
“Don’t Worry Be Happy= No Autism!” It’s not a disease, just stress! Listen, get over it 1 in 68 kids having autism is no big deal!
Measles Epidemic RIPS Through New York City! In city of 8 million 11 people ( 5 were vaccinated ) test positive for measles! All make complete recovery. 5,000 word article to follow!!!! By, Douglas O’Deil
Swine Flu Plague hits the USA! .000004% Americans test positive! Swine Flu reaches Crisis Levels! By, Anahad O’Donner
In other news 1 in 68 American children autistic.
Cochrane Reports finds flu shot virtually useless and adverse vaccine reactions vastly underreported.
OLD Parents ARE Autism’s Cause! by, Gardiner Darris
Medical help for sick ASD children almost impossible to find
In order for ASD families to collect their awards from Vaccine Court they must sign gag order.
Greedy Parents Seeking Free Services for Kids Cause of Autism’s Rise! All Parents want the autism label for their kids! Autism is a fad! By, Jeter Tearman