By Katie Wright
If you watched “Frontline: The Vaccine Wars” you probably learned:
1) Unregulated free speech is dangerous, especially the internet which is a major cause of the autism epidemic
2) Parents have access to way too much information
3) Pediatricians, not children, are the real victims of this phony epidemic
4) Parents who do not vaccinate are selfish, naïve and are putting the health of the entire Unites States of America, and possibly the world, at risk.
5) Pandemics are always a plane ride away, so don’t get on that plane!
6) Despite numerous reports to the contrary, are no conflicts of interest between the CDC and the vaccine industry. That is why we were afraid to discuss it on “Frontline.”
7) The risks of unlimited vaccination are infinitesimally small, so small you don’t even understand how small, teeny tiny small, so small we won’t measure it or allow public access to adverse vaccine reaction records
8) Parents who saw the children regress after multiple vaccines are “confused,” “emotional and “looking for someone to blame.”
9) Ashland, OR is a super dangerous place, filled with crazies
10) Paul Offit says “parents don’t understand” 100x and believes parents should stay off the internet, especially youtube.com!
11) Apparently, not one doctor in all of the USA questions the safety of our vaccine schedule, plus pediatricians are exhausted by having to answer all those annoying vaccine schedule questions, so just quit it!
12) YouTube practices mind control over children and adults in order to make them doubt the safety of vaccines
13) YouTube is our mortal enemy!
14) Jenny McCarthy was a Playboy model, not a bestselling author, not the impetus for the “Green the Vaccine” march and not an inspiration to thousands of parents, but possibly an agent of youtube.com
15) Paul Offit looks SO much like the Dwarf Dad in “Little People Big World.”
16) Dr. Eric Fombonne is hard to understand but sounds like a man in love when speaking about vaccines
17) Don’t you know people get hurt or injured from diseases!
18) This is totally black and white debate. If you do not fully vaccinate your child on our schedule, which incidentally is more designed to combat the health risks found in sub Saharan Africa, your child will likely die or kill another child!
19) Dr. Antonio Fauci warns that Polio could results in a “serious limp or “injury” and will interfere with baseball season
20) Dr. Cynthia Cristofani says it is no laughing matter that “chicken pox kills!!!”
21) We are all at War!
22) Autism is a mystery
Katie Wright is a Contributing Editor for Age of Autism.