DOUBLE BIG MAC ATTACK: USS GERBERDING TAKES ON WATER!

By J.B.Handley

I hope CDC employees have life vests underneath their sailor suits because the mighty USS Gerberding is taking on a hell of a lot of water right now.

David Kirby provided a blueprint for battle. Deirdre & Don Imus began running solo bombing missions. Jenny McCarthy dropped an atom bomb, and our favorite war hero just went thermo-nuclear!

In case you were enjoying your Friday night and missed it, John McCain, likely Republican presidential candidate, said at a town hall meeting in Texas last night when asked by a Mom about autism:

"It’s indisputable that (autism) is on the rise amongst children, the question is what’s causing it. And we go back and forth and there’s strong evidence that indicates that it’s got to do with a preservative in vaccines."

What’s also great about this story is that this super-Mom asked the question in the context of the recent Vaccine Court decision in a case where the government conceded that vaccines lead to a child’s autism – a case that no one in the national media has yet to touch. Now, they have to.

You can rest assured that the Pharma spin-machine is going into overdrive. You see, McCain has never been a pharma-patsy, which is part of why the Republican base has had issues with McCain over the years.

John McCain is his own man, and he just became my son’s favorite war hero. Thank you, John McCain, for putting my son first.

JB Handley is co-founder of Generation Rescue and Editor at Large for Age of Autism.

Comments

[Anne Dachel]

Great commentary JB. I always say that USS Safe Mercury is sinking fast. Must be that the whole fleet's going under!
Anne Dachel
Media Editor

[Gerberderberdingdong]

LET ME GO! VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM! GET THAT JACKET OFF ME! THEY DON'T!! VACCINES DON'T CAUSE---- STOP TYING THOSE ARMS! THEY--MMMMMFFFFFF.

[Richard]

Wow,I would love to know the identity of the mom that asked Senator McCain that million dollar question.
That question should be in the autism hall of fame!!!!!!!!!

"McCain was responding to a question from the mother of a boy with autism, who asked about a recent story that the U.S. Court of Federal Claims and the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program had issued a judgment in favor of an unnamed child whose family claimed regressive encephalopathy and symptoms of autism were caused by thimerosal.

"We’ve been waiting for years for kind of a responsible answer to this question, and are hoping that you can help us out there," the woman said."

[Harry Hofherr]

Thanks, J.B.

I would think that the Bozo's at the CDC and Pharma would know better than to try and screw with a guy who spent 5 years in a North Vietnamese POW camp, and turned down the chance to go home early.

But then again, they consistently go out of their way to prove to the world what class of clowns they really are.

Harry Hofherr

[Teresa Conrick]

JB,

I couldn't agree more! I don't think anyone could have fictitiously written a more exciting turn of events. Now to see what happens next~

Teresa